Since Cassie pointed out that actually not a whole lot of ranting has been done for a while, i will start the ball rolling.
Facial Hair -
Why? What is the point of facial hair, im not opposed to a bit of designer stubble here and there but a moustache or beard, it just doesn't look attractive. I have never actually seen a single person who can pull off a beard, not one. And blonde facial hair as well, like that boy - Nicola knows the one im talking about, the one who wandered off when we visited the Roy Lichenstein exhibition and the V&A gallery. Don't even get me started on that. Plus, if you own a car, a single moustache costs you roughly £5.00 in petrol every year, £5.00 to drive a MOUSTACHE!!!! Stupidity at the highest level.